i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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