I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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