everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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