Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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