we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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