i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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