Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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