I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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