am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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