brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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