Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm having to shit out rocks
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