dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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