check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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