when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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