It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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