so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I enjoy the company of your penis
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
