Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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