Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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