You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
