just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Operation Purity has been aborted
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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