where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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