i don't like sucking hair
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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