That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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