whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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