I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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