PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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