Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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