I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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