no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i now understand why vodka
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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