So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I pour the whiskey from now on
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
