She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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