38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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