Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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