you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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