ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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