Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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