Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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