They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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