How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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