Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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