That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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