I need help removing her.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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