also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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