i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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