I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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