why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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