11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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