I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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