Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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