Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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