piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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