My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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