When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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